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This item is from Leticia Jimenez, Criandocreando, one of my favorite places ...
I love the sarcastic tone, very consistent with the situation described.
so you know, if you will ruin your breast follow to the letter of advice these.

There are many ways to end a breast, suddenly or gradually, each of these tips can benefit the family members, health professionals, or the same mother to breast the shortest time possible.

(Note, this is an ironic post, just in case it clarified) 1.No

read about breastfeeding, imagine it's something that magically learn, think that anyway if you can, give formula and now, no? There is information in books, online, in institutions such as La Leche League, LACMAT, and more, making Google "breast" there are plenty of resources, but for what? better to look for the color of the baby crib ...
2.Acata into law the words of the doctor, 10 minutes on each side, every 3 or 4 hours, and if you get hungry, give him a bottle of water between takes, no follow these crazy ideas of "on demand", because if not, you will have enough milk and you risk your breastfeeding duration. 3.No
rooming push yourself in the hospital, take him away to the nursery to "rest" and miss this sensitive period of the first hours after birth. As soon as it is born and you just take the show from afar,
4.Si take any medication, or sick, never consult sites such as www.e-lactancia.org where drugs come to are compatible with breastfeeding, better discontinue nursing, to investigate? 5.Si
sleeps a lot, is that your milk will fall heavy, if he sleeps little, is that your milk does not work and be convinced that bottle sleep better (though you'll have to get up to prepare the bottles instead of just bringing your baby to her breast milk with the list and the exact temperature) 6.Si up "little" weight, is that your milk is watery and does not work, give a bottle if much fat is that your milk has too much fat and not served you must limit your shots to the chest and give her a bottle.
7.Pide and accept bottles and nipples on baby showers, and have a can of formula at home "in case" Remember to give between shots and bottles of tea, tea, sugar water or formula "just in case not full" every ounce bottle is produced less milk than your baby's chest and end up preferring the bottle. From the first day put him pacifier, so you will create nipple confusion, and stop asking chest.
8.Cree to the letter that the idyllic image of the commercials and magazines, ruddy and smiling babies, mothers and slender and beautiful life and relaxed walks among tulips is true, and as soon as your baby is born will want to have "your life before "and leave early lactation. 9.For
new parents, require his wife meets all of the roles of wife, executive and mother, 100%, and that little intruder to leave as soon as possible to his room, after all, the baby is already an independent, and you need much his wife, right? and in another room will be very difficult to nurse the baby at night, so little time suckle. They also insist that you and Dad should be involved feeding the baby (even a dad can bathe, load and rocking while Mom takes a nap, walk him, changing diapers, dressing, hugging the mother while nursing the baby. No, you and Dad requiring the mother to let him give a bottle)
10.Mentalizate "I may not be" "Mom is very difficult" "and if I can not?" "That breastfeeding is not for everyone" "I will not be safe milk" and if I have milk, is sure to be with poor quality, nothing like thinking that we can not, we can not. 11.Si
have small breasts, mentalizate to not have enough milk, so they are so small, if large, it sure is one fat and milk will not have sufficient, if they are of medium size, for surely they will fall if you breastfeed, the better what we used to the bottle. (Of course never investigated that breast size has nothing to do with milk produccción) also, of course, if you're thin, you'll have no milk "quality" if you are fat, something will have your milk, but will also secure. (Any woman who is more or less well fed it quality milk, unless I lived in Somalia or any paisAfricano starvation, and according to some studies, these malnourished women may produce less milk, but still has nutrients)
12.Mamás, grandmothers and relatives, remember Mom telling each that can "but that skinny" but flaquitoooo. to tieneeee circles "or" this too chubby not it, not overweight? sure your milk likes him? .... "We only offer you give a little breast? pobreciiito! I raised my children with carnation, condensed milk, and grew very well. " Also tell him that is very slave, so the baby will not be "independent", that breastfeeding is for "poor" to "Indian girls", if a family meeting to breastfeed your baby make them feel so uncomfortable you have to leave, or directly to Tell him that "things" in public might not go, or to target the bathroom. 13.Remaining
very important point, stick it into his head to the mother but have a good breast, which "have to get used to the bottle", because, "what if one day you are hospitalized and that we give? (Replace, to leave, something happens, go back to work.) better get used to taking a bit of formula, no? "(of course that little will gradually increase and leave the chest early on, but nobody says that) And if going back to work, anyone tell you that the permit lactacnia is a right, or that they can express milk and feeding the baby in the absence of the mother, better bottle of formula, which is ua copy of what nature given free, but marketing boss. 14.The
pediatricians are experts in childhood diseases, not breeding, but anyway if you say that at 3 months, your child should sleep toode and night and if you wake up, take a bottle of water, or a cry while, already become accustomed, is like the law of God, so, even if your instinct tells you not, due to a stranger or your family. (And remember that companies selling infant formula, are sponsoring the courses and conferences which attracts many pediatricians, gifts, free samples, etc, etc.)
15.La breast milk comes in spurts as the bottle, even pressing, need to know "as" push to come out, the baby knows how to remove if not interfered in the early stages of lactation, and if the mother received adequate support. But you do not learn it, and if you do not see milk squirt, say "I have no milk" and runs to prepare a bottle
16.A 3 months or so of breastfeeding, milk production is regulated, and dawn is not hard breasts and enormous, and are soft to the touch, but still have milk in, but anyway, you think "and I ended milk "and begins to put bottles. 17.For
lactating girlfriends, and tell your new mom friends that "if you are nursing a loose" "You're a bad mother," not supporting your doubts, but make them feel guilty if something goes perfect in lactacnia, or if "silly questions" to run and it sure will not want to know anything about breastfeeding, it is more, I'll have to dislike, make it feel rejected if it fails "Canon."
18.Deja to convince yourself that if you breastfeed, you can not take drugs, you can not dye your hair, you can not take x-rays, you can not eat spicy, you have a special diet, you can not scare you, do tantrums, chill, acalorarte, etc, etc, the trick is to convince yourself that breastfeeding is only for some started or if anything happens to the above you should immediately cease breastfeeding. For that alone you need not inform you. 19.Si
baby has colic, convince yourself that your milk is not good, do not get reports that some babies have colic and disappear at 3 months, that if you look at your diet, avoiding temporarily some foods, you can improve and later eat everything again, and your baby will be more protected against allergies and stomach ailments. 20.Si
leave her mama cracks, is the ideal time to tell him to "avoid dolly and bottle, never, never told to check the baby to latch on properly to the chest does not hurt that breastfeeding and that there are many ways to breastfeed, to seek and be more comfortable, tell her it is normal for a sore back, and should take (or stop breastfeeding, of course). Tell him to use nursing pads, that leaves are wet to macerate the wound (can not leave the air dries the crack), which use tight bras to hopefully also an obstruction, they should be disinfected before breastfeeding your nipples with boiled water or alcohol, or any potions that comes to mind, the idea is to make it as smooth as possible.
And many more tips and ways to ruin lactations, are only some ways, I lived in my first lactation, they told me that I have sent e-mails with questions or experiences.

There are real reasons that breastfeeding may not be feasible or possible to 100%, I am researching for a post, very few indeed, and rarely, I think the main reason is the misinformation and lack of support the mother-baby dyad, for the construction of this society, prejudice, ignorance, and emotional causes of the mother, perhaps, you need to solve, and I think if a mother left the lactacnia, for whatever reason, we can give information if we are consulted, and is interested in subject, possibly if you feel in confidence, for the next time with more information and achieve a longer lactation.